she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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