Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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