thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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