when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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