"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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