Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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