What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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