carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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