Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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