butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My Higher Power is John Stamos
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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