Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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