I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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