How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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