So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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