I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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