why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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