so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
