white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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