We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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