ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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