70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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