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I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
its liver damage thursday
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