threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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