It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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