Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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