Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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