erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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