Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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