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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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