I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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