508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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