remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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