C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i now understand why vodka
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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