that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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