u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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