margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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