i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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