The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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