the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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