it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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