He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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