I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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