i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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