just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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