There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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