i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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