i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
This is not my ceiling
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We're using joints as your birthday candles
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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