margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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