Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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