he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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