I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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