I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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