i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
no you cant smoke seaweed
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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