How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Randomize
